I have found a new bug and it's the worst one yet. I felt soreness on the inside of my right thigh. On inspection there was a red welt. My wife says it comes from the seam of my jeans and is caused by sitting playing HLG for 16 hours per day.
She calls this bug "Gronard Leg".
JMM doesn't need to find a fix, Janel (my wife), has now dressed me in comfortable sweats. To head of further bugs she may need to get me an inflatable rubber ring to sit on.
She also says a new and more worrying bug is emerging, she is concerned about my lack of willingness to use the bathroom but she is going to solve this one with diapers/nappies.
Janel says that JMM himself has a potential Bug, namely the potential for her to fly to France, hammer in hand and wreck his PC development system.
